D DRINK

Since I might not make it back from Barlin, I figured I'd better give you the recipe for Dickster's cocktail — I know, it sounds redundant. This powerful concoction is not to be taken alone!

- D dose of vodka
- creamy, unctuous coconut milk
- a big 'n' bold banana
- as prime a pear as you can get your hands on
- a plush pineapple
- generous ginger
- D secret ingredient

Blenderize it all and pour it on the rocks or crushed cubes, if you have the balls!

I tried it with rhum and found it to be advantageously aphrodisiac. Vodka is more conducive to a destructive aftertaste, I found. As for the secret ingredient, could it be the bottle labelled 'OOZE' that I found in the bar?

Jack Stack.